Sure enough, after hearing his words, everyone behind the old man rushed over to me with all kinds of farm tools to see that the posture was to avenge the old man.
If I am satiated with food and drink at the moment, it won’t be a problem to beat him with the army’s capture and fighting. Unfortunately, I’m hungry now, and I can’t even walk, so I still have the strength to fight, so I see everyone rushing to me, pinching their fingers and turning around and running.
I humiliated you in my motherland …
Chapter 32 Foreign bad habits
As the saying goes, a lean camel is bigger than a horse. Although I am hungry and sleepy, those poor Indians can’t catch up with me after picking up the popular formula. Therefore, I easily dumped those guys who shouted, drank, hoed and took hoes.
I sat at the top of the tree and looked at the mountains where I was having dinner. I held my breath. I was so proud that the people at the peak of Ziyang palm teaching were driven away by such a group of Uzbeks. I really can’t swallow this tone. It is also humiliating to say that I am an army officer and being chased by the poor in India all over the mountain.
But soon the reason for my anger changed. I thought it was no longer a disgrace to the country and a loss of people to Ziyang. I thought it was the old man who took my money but didn’t give me food and took people’s money to eliminate disasters. This is a matter of course. This old thing is not a fucking thing.
Reach out and pull a leaf in your mouth and squint at the mountain. Everyone thinks about what they are eating. According to their lack of chopsticks, it is likely that meat makes them feel hungrier at the thought of meat. Later, I simply turned my head and stopped looking at it. When I was in the village, I found out that they planted potato. The harvest time is summer, and there should be a lot of tubers by now. Wait until late to steal his ya.
Ah San got into the shack after dinner, and waited patiently for more than an hour. Then he quietly left the hiding tree. Before he got to the mountain, he heard one woman after another muttering, don’t ask, don’t know what is going on in the shack. The ear sounds made me frown. There are children in every shack here. Why are these bitches so loud? They are like frogs cooing in the pond after the rain. It’s like a singing contest.
I didn’t know the truth at that time, and I was still wondering whether they were rich or the national god oil. Later, I learned that in fact, things are common in the three countries. The average time is ten minutes, which is far lower than the international average of fifteen minutes. It is a rural custom for women to scream. The bigger the woman screams, the more powerful her men are, and the faces of the gentlemen will be met. If they don’t scream, their wives will be beaten the next day.
Naturally, I wouldn’t lie prone outside the shack and listen to the corner. I reached out and grabbed the hoe outside the shack and ran to their fields for a fierce planing. As I expected, the potatoes had matured. I took off my coat and wrapped a lot, so I threw away the hoe and ran back to the mountain to pick up dead branches and lit a bonfire.
Potatoes are naturally not baked by fire, but can be buried in the soil to make a fire from the surface. This practice is similar to calling a beggar chicken. The advantage of this practice is that potatoes will not burn. The disadvantage is that they will be cooked for a long time. I have been patiently waiting for the fire for a long time. I guess it is almost time to pick up the fire to eat potatoes and eat hot food again. I am so excited and trembling. No wonder the country wants to advocate building material culture first. Because no one is in the mood to explore axioms and morality and study poetry and songs because of hunger.
After eating enough, my ideological consciousness has risen a lot. I put those stewed potatoes in my pocket and then I want revenge on those who are ashamed of the country. But after thinking about it, I still forget it. These people are poor, and life is very difficult. As a soldier, I don’t need to be knowledgeable with them. Second, I have to steal potatoes in the next few days, and I am afraid that they will reap before.
Thought of here, once again picking up branches and burning a bonfire, I suddenly felt strong with food in my stomach. I now have a red aura to sleep, and I am very alert. I am not afraid of them coming to sneak attack.
With the fire, mosquitoes naturally won’t come and attack, so I slept happily until dawn. I woke up early the next morning and looked at the village. I found three people in the field looking at the potatoes that I had destroyed, yelling and yelling, and from time to time pointing to the mountain to see if they knew that their potatoes had been destroyed by me.
I think I’m snickering in my eyes. I don’t want to make a toast. I buy money for you to chase me. Then I can steal a smile and quietly get up and bypass the village and go to the village stream to drink water. When I finished drinking, I found something that made me sick. A third boy in the stream wiped off the filth with his fingers and then washed it in the stream. But last night, they were eating food with their hands. Fortunately, the village party was a place where they drank water. Otherwise, it really made them sick. No wonder India is prone to plague. It turns out that there are not many toilet paper leaves.
In the next few days, I have been lurking around the slums and gradually figured out why they will grow so many potatoes, because potatoes are the staple food of the poor, rice and flour are rare things, and their diet rarely has these two things. There is also flour and rice, where they are not wiping their bottoms to grab rice, but wiping their bottoms with their left hand and grabbing rice with their right hand.
In addition, I also found a strange phenomenon, that is, when they were working in the fields, there was a woman in her twenties besides many men. The difference between other women is that this woman didn’t wear a scarf, and her head and breath showed that she was a woman. Those men not only scolded her when she was working, but also gave her little food when she was eating. It seems that this woman has committed crimes and been in trouble, otherwise she shouldn’t be treated like this.
We are naturally furious when we steal potatoes every night. In the evening, we organize people to take care of the photos at night. It is also futile to search in groups in the mountains during the day. It is a rage to return to the light, but it can’t stand me. I see in my eyes that you had driven me out with a hoe. If you hadn’t seen you and women and children, I would have planed you without leaving any seeds.
Seven days later, my breath has returned to the deep blue aura. I stared at it and felt that according to the current trend, I could recover my purple breath before noon. I couldn’t help but feel in a good mood when I thought of it again. Tonight, Grandpa is going to get down to business and won’t play with you guys.
Smiling, I walked out of my hiding place and went to the mountain again. As before, Sam jumped out of my hiding place with torches, and I used the popular tactic to lead them to run around and wait for opportunities to dig.
"Bye!" I turned around with potatoes and laughed.
Bye-bye is a sentence that the whole world knows, and the three of us naturally know what it means, so we can better hear the hidden ridicule in my words, so we are shouting and chasing after them.
Just when I was so proud, I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my left leg. When I looked down, I couldn’t help but fly into a rage. "How dare you clip me …"
Chapter 321 Beauty koala
I’ve been teasing this group of Ah San so much these days, and it’s become a habit to watch Ah San get flustered. I’m quite interested, but I never thought that these guys actually laid a trap for catching wild animals this evening when I often took this road. I was caught in the iron clip with sharp thorns on both sides instantly, and I collapsed to the ground with pain and sweated all over.
Although I was in unbearable pain at the moment, I didn’t sit on the ground and cry out for pain, but quickly reached out my hands to support the tight iron clip and pulled my leg out.
Reaching out and touching it didn’t hurt my bones and muscles, so I turned around and ran. Nai didn’t run a few steps and fell down again. The reason was not that his injured leg affected his action, but that there was a similar iron clip. The only difference was that this clip was his right leg.
I shook my head with a wry smile and pulled my leg out again. This time, instead of running away again, I turned around and glared at those who came after Ah San.
These three iron clips are not very big. It seems that they should be used to clip rabbits, which can hurt people’s flesh and bones. What I didn’t escape again was not because I was injured, but because I was angry. I teased them before, but these two clips made me change my previous thoughts.
When Ah San saw that I had fallen to the ground twice and stopped running away, I was still injured. I shouted excitedly and chased the farm tools. The first one who approached me was a young Ah San with a shovel head. This guy didn’t hesitate to rush to me, but the target turned out to be my head.
"Die aside." I sneered and held out my right hand to use the mountain-moving tactic to grab it and throw it out. Although I have a blue aura at present, I can’t move anything too heavy, but it’s more than enough to throw someone. I once caught the white wolf at a distance of more than ten meters in Yinyuan. It’s natural to throw him less than two meters away from me.
Because it was late at this time, the torch light in everyone’s hands was limited, and I didn’t see how I threw the young Ah San out for a while, so later those Ah San still shouted and rushed over. When I saw it, I sneered and raised my hand again, and the other two rushed to my eyes and left Ah San out. Then people noticed that my palm didn’t touch their companions’ bodies, so they threw them out, which stopped the momentum and looked at me in horror.
"Pick a few eggs, and you want to kill me with some donkey grass?" I looked stunned, and everyone swore at me. If I hadn’t thrown that young Sam out with a mountain-moving tactic, that guy’s head would have killed me. I didn’t throw him to a stone and he died. He was already merciful to me. It matters whether it’s my hometown dialect or the root of Putonghua, because no matter what I say, they can’t understand it.
The three o will be thrown out of those guys by me before, and then they will say something. After a while, a young three o’s age will come out of the crowd, with an eyebrow eye and a fierce face, with a big stick in his hand.
"Another spirit" I once again raised my hand to arrest this young Sam, which is different from several times. This time, I grabbed it off the ground and didn’t throw it out, scaring this young Sam to throw away the stick and call for it.
When they saw this scene far beyond their understanding, they immediately threw away the torch and turned to run. However, the old man with scar face was still trembling, but he looked up and shouted at the young A Sangao, who was scared to cry. Look at that posture. I held it to that size and it was probably his son.
"Take me back and eat me …" I smirked and imitated Hu Hansan and shouted at the old man with scar face, but this old thing stopped in the middle of words. It took me a few pieces of Indian Rupee and didn’t eat anything from me. Instead, I stole potatoes from others for ten days.
"You don’t understand what the grass said," I said, raising my hand and patting my pocket with money on my chest, and then gestured to him to give me back the rupees I had previously taken.
The old man was also a clever advocate, and he quickly turned around and ran back, while I released the young Sam who had been scared out of her wits.
"I want to kill you and draw a sword?" I took out my dagger and was about to cut a piece of cloth from my body to bind up the leg wound. When I turned around, I found that the young Sam actually fainted after I took out my dagger, but it was good that I just made time to bind up the wound.
After careful observation of a wound, it was found that although the bones and muscles were not serious, both left and right legs were caught by sharp animal traps at the ankle, and several bleeding mouths were thrown out, shaking their heads and frowning, quickly cutting cloth strips and simply dressing them up.